In reaction to the Jet Blue Flight Attendant incidant this week, airports are installing pedestrian crosswalks in fear of future mishaps of employees walking off the job.
After the shock of the runaway flight attendant, Lufthansa have decided to install jetblue “Jet Way” this brand new invention means that EVERYONE can get off of their plane like a jetblue attendant!
(NOTE THIS IS A JOKE NO OFFENCE WAS MEANT TO BE CAUSED)
OT: Of which airline is that A340 behind the Lufthansa? The livery looks strangely like BMI but it can’t be British Midland – They don’t have A340s AFAIK.
Now you're stressing me out...MT @jamucsb gotta get up early or else people who miss the early flights will get priority on next flights 7 hours ago
Ah... Sorry. YES. RT “@ZiggyVanDam Misunderstood me. When bidding you want the fewest boardings possible a day? 7 hours ago
Makes me want to get up early!...MT @jamucsb: see you at the gatehouse tomorrow at 6:30am! i'll have Cruising Attitude ready for you to sign 7 hours ago
How do YOU know that! So true...RT “@jamucsb: most people don't wake up early 4 LAX-JFK flights & miss it... plus last minute cancellations. 8 hours ago
LAX-JFK: I'll be happy to get on ANY flight! Gonna be one of those days...RT “@jamucsb: ok you must be on the 8am flight then!” #commuting8 hours ago
Your obutary must not read “Run Over By A Plane”.
You must yield to me, I yield to no one!
Not bad
“FLYING CARS: GONE TOO FAR?”
In reaction to the Jet Blue Flight Attendant incidant this week, airports are installing pedestrian crosswalks in fear of future mishaps of employees walking off the job.
Walking or sliding? LOL
Please watch for those dumb enough to chase the plane.
Those damn kids pressing the walk button and running away, now we have to sit here and wait for the light.
“Jet Blue FA Crossing”
My favorite so far!!
We’ve got to stop meeting like this.
After the shock of the runaway flight attendant, Lufthansa have decided to install jetblue “Jet Way” this brand new invention means that EVERYONE can get off of their plane like a jetblue attendant!
(NOTE THIS IS A JOKE NO OFFENCE WAS MEANT TO BE CAUSED)
“Give way to angry people” – the guy on the sign looks like he is walking angrily.
What’s this growth on my nose?
Mens toilet this way.
OT: Of which airline is that A340 behind the Lufthansa? The livery looks strangely like BMI but it can’t be British Midland – They don’t have A340s AFAIK.
but I have the flight of way
That’s pretty good
Caution!!! Quitting Zone; Be Mindful of Beer Cans!
LOVE IT!
“This way to Dollywood”
Seen at BNA, mostly for unaccompanied minors…
Jetblue’s new slogan compliments of Steven Slater
“You are now free to move about the runway”
Accompanied by the sound of a beer can opening (whoosh)