Monthly Archives: June 2012

Ladies and gentleman, we have just reached our Cruising Attitude – for real!

This is by far my favorite photo in the Cruising Attitude World Book Tour Series.  Not just because my book is cruising along at 30,000 feet in the cockpit (zoom in and check out the altitude), but because the pilot in the left seat with four stripes on his epaulettes – the sign he’s a captain! – is an ex colleague from my former airline, Sun Jet International Airlines.  I haven’t seen him in years, like 17 to be exact, so imagine how excited I was to receive this!   What’s interesting about this particular captain is he once worked as a flight attendant for Hawaiian Airlines before becoming a pilot for Sun Jet International Airlines before going back to Hawaiian Airlines where he’s been working ever since! If you ever see him on a flight, make sure to say, “Aloha, Captain D!”  And  let him know he can always be Heather #2′s  Go-To-Pilot #2.

Just for old times’ sake…

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PHOTO OF THE DAY: The passenger wanted to play hide and seek. The flight attendants were determined not to find him.

Photo courtesy of Henry Lin

It was a tough call.  That’s why I’m choosing THREE!

FIRST PLACE:  @IanHMoore “Jimmy was determined to win at least ONE game of hide and seek, and the flight attendants were determined to do their best not to find him”

SECOND PLACE: McCool Travel: “Hey, Dude, Check out my Downward Facing Log”

THIRD PLACE:  Gille Pickard:  ”All he wanted was another bag of peanuts…”

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The Travel Show with Arthur and Pauline Frommer discuss Cruising Attitude & what it’s like to be a flight attendant.

Click the link below to hear Pauline Frommer call my book “a good beach read,”  It sounds like she really enjoyed it.  Check it out…

The Travel Show – June 10, 2012 – Hour 2: Heather Poole, author of “Cruising Attitude”, tells of her experiences as a flight attendant, both good and bad… 

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Real Simple: How to pack like a pro (Just a few quotes!)

There’s a great article about packing featured in this month’s issue of Real Simple magazine (July 2012).  And I’m not just saying that because they quoted me and gave my book a little love.  Okay so maybe I am!  HA!  No seriously, it’s a really good article. I even learned a thing or two about packing. …

[A special thank you goes to Vicki Howell for teaching me how to pack jewelry]

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Heather Poole & The Secret World of Flight Attendants (my interview with Peter Greenberg)

[This post originally appeared on PeterGreenberg.com]

Every week we report on all the craziness that goes on up in the air, but we rarely get to hear from the first person on the scene—the flight attendant. That’s why we always try to talk to and listen to Heather Poole, author of the New York Times bestseller Cruising Attitude: Tales of Crashpads, Crew Drama, and Crazy Passengers at 35,000 Feet. Peter sat down with her to find out about her new memoir, her travel tips and her biggest passenger peeves.

Peter Greenberg: Heather, I have to tell you in the interest of full disclosure, I have actually trained in the simulators, both the cockpit and the cabin, so I’ve done what you’ve done. I believe if you can’t appreciate the process, you can’t value the product.

And so I’ve actually worked a couple of flights, and I have to tell everybody it is not an easy job. At the end of that, I needed a vacation for just one cycle of doing these turnarounds. I was done for a week.

Heather Poole: I know, but we are survivors as flight attendants. You have to be to do this job. You are awesome to have walked a mile in our shoes. You should run for airline CEO.

PG:  Let’s talk about your book. It’s great memoir that also has some practical tips in there. It’s packing advice, but also why it’s a bad idea to fall for pilots. Help me out on this one, Heather…

HP: Because of the mysterious lifestyle of the flight attendant, everyone assumes that we’re all getting together with pilots. But you have to remember, there are so many more of us than there are of them. I don’t think it’s happening any more than it happens in other jobs. It’s just that at the end of the day, we end up at a hotel, and everyone’s imaginations run with that.  Remember the pilot looks more like Danny DeVito than he does Rob Lowe. I’m sure pilots feel the same way about us flights attendants in a lot of cases too to be fair.

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10 signs you’re commuting, non-reving, or traveling standby

You know you’re a commuter when you pack 20 pairs of pantyhose inside your crew bag. This is what I was thinking as I packed my suitcase to go back to work last week. Of course two seconds later I had to stop what I was doing so I could update my Facebook page with that very thought. Priorities, people! It didn’t take long for the hilarious comments to come rolling in. That’s when I knew I had to create the list: 10 signs you’re commuting, non-reving, or traveling standby.

But first a little airline 101:

NON-REV, NON-REVING, NON-REVENUE PASSENGER: Airline employees and/or eligible family members and friends who are traveling on an employee pass. Travel passes are also known as buddy passes. Non-revs will standby for open seats.

COMMUTER, COMMUTING: is the process of getting to work, in other words, flying to one’s base city. Commuters are Non-Revs, but non-revs are not always commuters.

STANDBY PASSENGER- A passenger or airline employee who is waiting for an open or available seat on a flight they are not ticketed on. Full-fare passengers will often “standby” for earlier flights, while non-revs and commuters standby for every flight.

10 signs you’re commuting, non-reving, or traveling standby

1. You know 10 different ways to make your uniform look like you’re NOT in uniform – so you can have a cocktail. – Kelley Fulmer

2. Your workday starts 15 hours before you sign in or get paid. – Beth Henry

3. A three-hour delay doesn’t even faze you as long as you have boarding pass in hand! Or for that matter an hour sit on the taxiway doesn’t bother you simply because you’re on the aircraft – Sonja Hollen

4. You have actually sat in the middle of a crowded gate area and sobbed after an agent just informed you (on your tenth attempt) the flight is full. – Cindy Lunsford
Photo courtesy of Akbar Sim

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