Is this where I get my in-flight pedicure?
Hmmmm, wait till flight attendent Barbie comes whipping down the aisle with that cart……WHACK!……oooops sorry, I didn’t see your bare foot.
I can’t understand why people feel its ok to force me to look at their feet??? Pretty or not put them away!
Frodo Baggins was very proud of his newly shaved feet. But the elf in 17A was not impressed.
.”There’s …. something………… on the……. armrest!”
This is the last time I book the “Foot Fetish” section…
Wow…… this happens every single time the invisible man flies in economy……
No shoes no shirt…no pretzels.
“Piggies on a Plane …..”
Excuse me in front… When you get a chance I need a foot rub… TIA!
OH, this is an airplane? NOT my OBGYN?
If he falls asleep, I am sooo painting those toenails!
Wait … my dad’s feet smell just like these. Don’t tell me that *all* guys are like this!?
If I sit out on the wing, will the smell follow me out there, too?? Arg.
If there isn’t a person attached to that foot, I’m outa here!
“I thought the Flight Attendant said that Catering ran out of cheese.”
Grown ups are animals
Rude mother fuckers. No manners.
Frodo Baggins shows off his newly shaved feet to the elf in 17B
Who’s “D” do I have to “S” to get a pedi around here?
“Now more leg room than any other airline!”
MAIN CABIN EXTRA……..14.00. Shoes and socks…..priceless.
Do you mind if I fart?
If you think that’s bad, just guess what they’ve left probably left in the seat back pocket! #PaxPleaseDontBeGross
This is how you do it, kid.
what was that.. Did somebody fart?
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