These striped socks scream, Yeah, that's right, I meant to wear these...pants. Cropped pants. Riding boots. Security. #TSA3 hours ago
Ah thx! How long do ya think they'll be in service THIS TIME?...RT @FakeUnitedJeff Like we'd let you anywhere near our beautiful Dreamliners 4 hours ago
YES....RT . @chuckschumer should mind his own business. Congress might be the only thing Americans hate more than airlines! @FakeUnitedJeff4 hours ago
(RRRRIP) Did somebody say.... Right here. RT @FakeUnitedJeff Excellent work. Remember: if you tweet about the duct tape, no miles for you. 4 hours ago
@jamucsb I'm on the sofa checking the standby list. SO LONG. I'd never get on. I'm listed for the one at 9. MIGHT make the noon 4 hours ago