Oh yeah. First class, Business AND Coach!...MT “@Epic_Women: I may not be WONDER WOMAN but I can do things that make you *WONDER*” 7 hours ago
Me in the terminal flat on my face on the floor. Passengers stepping over me. Bag stolen. Janitor TRYING to sweep me away. @FakeUnitedJeff8 hours ago
I've visualized how it'll all go down. Next Tweet...MT @FakeUnitedJeff: Every terminated employee brings you once closer, right? #PartOne8 hours ago
No...Rt “@advcardio Just read a post from #SassyStew regarding ordering a drink & suggested we tip? Is it common 2 tip 4 a coke? Etiquette” 9 hours ago