Travel tip #9: Create space saving magic

Dear Heather,
In reference to your post, 10 smart travel tips for women around the world, I have an issue with tip # 9, pack an amazing convertible dress like the American Apparel Cotton Jersey Bandeau Dress.  You did not just give American Apparel a shout out!  I don’t care if  the dress is “space-saving magic” and only costs $43.  Did you SEE this dress?  I clicked on it because I couldn’t stop giggling,and then it turned into a full-fledged gut wrenching laugh.  It’s so Stars On Ice meets Little Appalachian Barbie, and they fought over the fabric.  Heather, if you have this dress, I am SO sorry.  Burn it.
Ron. 
 
Ron,
You’ll be happy to know I do not own that dress.  But I do love the idea of a convertible dress that’s easy to pack and can be worn more than one way.  Hey, whadayasay we design a line of clothes of our own!  We’ll call it Four-Four-Seven after the first three digits of my employee number.  Come on, Ron, let’s create truly beautiful space-saving magic together.  Only we’ll charge more.   
Heather
 
Dear Heather,
You have no idea how glad I am to hear that you do not own that dress.  I, too, like the idea of a convertible dress, just not that one, or one even similar to that one.  Heather, I think you’re in luck because before I became a medical professional I worked for Banana Republic as a merchant.  That’s how I ended up first in San Francisco.  So consider me in!  Only I thought we’d call the line Super-80.  You know how much I love my Super-80’s. 
Ron
 
Dear Ron,
I’m the boss.  You’re fired!  
 Heather
 
Dear Ron,
After much deliberation I’ve decided I need you.  You’re rehired.
Heather