Caption courtesy of Mike
Photo courtesy of (frequent flying) Ron Faubert
Filed under Uncategorized
Tagged as Photo of the day, Ron
See, Certs do glow in the dark. I can breathe fire! Wheeeee!
since betty mentioned Speed Dating, A airline that looks a lot like Virgin has decided to try out its “Virgin Speed Dating” for Speed Dating Virgins
‘she was wearing her red lipstick so I wasn’t going to mess with her’
And once I told everybody on the PA where they could shove it, I grabbed two bears and slid down the slide. See, I landed right over there, where those two empty beer cans are.
That made me laugh! Good one.
My favorite so far!
No, really. It was my KNEE poking the back of your seat.
“I knew I recognized you! How have you been?” “Um, fine, but I’ve been better, my…hand… got…caught…when you started reclining your seat…it , well, this would be pain. Whoo–thank you.”
“For the third time! It’s freezing back here. Roll up your window!”
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
if you kick my chair again, I will go Slater on you! but this time, I’ll stick the slide up your *#? before inflating it!
If you use my seat back to hoist yourself out of your seat one more time I’LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!
Would you care for some “Beano”?
“This Apron covers my spare tire right?”
“Since you couldn’t hear me when I was in the aisle, I was saying ‘For lunch today we start with a mixed greens salad with feta and a lovely balsamic…..’ “
OMFG PLANES ON FIREEEEE! gaaaaaaah
I shouldn’t laugh at that….but I am
Male: “I told you three times already, its opposite day so you need to serve me beer and peanuts or I’ll get my carry-on and whack you in the head with it.”
guy: “can i borrow that copy of Glamour once you’re done?”
Don’t you know it! Good one
“Hey stranger in the back seat, my name’s … wanna play???”
WOW, those lithium batteries really light up the luggage…
May I have my pants back, please? The plane has landed!
You’re a size 6, really? I’ll give you $100 for those shoes!
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